Author: Brent Burcroff
Black Panther hits a billion, Falcon Heavy hits the bullseye, and Vin Diesel hits Steve Aoki right in the face.
A cigarette smoking-orangutan is the best-worst thing you’ll see all day.
Usher is getting a divorce, The Rock is not unmovable, and “Lost in Space” is coming back again.
A stolen Oscar, The Academy Awards are dying, Rick Ross isn’t, Khloe’s baby has a gender, and “House of Cards” will be just fine, thank you.
It’s an all-Oscar recap! Let’s keep it short, I want that jet ski!
Rick Ross may or may not be on life support, 50 Cent doesn’t care, we’re getting close to having our first billionaire rapper, and The Razzies are probably more accurate than The Oscars.